Rusty Kiwi

Ah, Divorce Cakes. They always bring a tear to my eye! Happy tears though! Trust me, you’ll know why after you see these hilarious pictures.

I am wondering though: why does the wife always win?

*Sigh* Women. I’ll never figure them out…

Sorry, I Didn’t See You There!

Ouch.

Toughen Up, Are You a Man or a Mouse?!?

Not So Fast! You Can Leave After Im Done Beating You!

So, what do you think?

I think it’s pretty obvious we can’t win. The chicks just own us. Or “run” us rather. I mean, what would we do without them?

It’s never a good thing to have to call an emergency number, but as these stories will show, some people’s idea of an emergency is different than others!

Note- Calling an emergency number is not a joke,, 911 is for true emergencies only - these are just true examples of how weird people can be.

- A Bozeman, Montana woman called 911 to report that some men had broken into her house and stolen her beanie babies.

- A woman called 911 in Point Reyes Station, California to report that a man knocked on her door and asked her for a drink and some graham crackers.

- A thirteen year old boy called 911 to report he had “stuff” coming out of his belly button. Paramedics were sent to the scen and determined it was belly-button lint.

- Two eleven year old girls from Marblehead, Massachusetts, called 911 in a panic last May. No one was hurt - their toilet was just overflowing.

- A woman from an undisclosed location called 911 to ask how to make meatballs. This 911 call was featured in it’s entirety on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

- In Gorham, Maine, a woman called 911 to report that a man driving a pick-up truck stuck his tongue out at her.

- A man in logan, Utah called 911 to report that he had found a dirty diaper in his mailbox, but that the diaper had no return address.

- A caller from Palm Beach, Florida dialed 911 to report that two turkey sandwiches had been stolen from his kitchen.

- A Grass Valley, California woman called 911 to report that she had recieved a junk email message.

- A six year old Maryland girl called 911 because she couldn’t find her 101 Dalmation shorts.

- In Erie County, NY 911 was called to a residence to remove a Tic Tac from a three year old girls nose.

- A dispatcher in Baltimore, Maryland picked up a call of a man whose flashlight had been stolen, and he wanted it back.

- A New Mexico couple called 911 from a Taco Bell restaurant to complain to police that even though they paid for their entire order, two soft tacos were missing.

This teen pop sensation never quits, does she? Here are some pictures, and I honestly can’t find one where she sports a frown! Is something wrong with her mouth, or is she just a happy person?

Not that it’s a bad thing, it’s just a bit weird! I mean, who isn’t mad sometimes? Even in her song “Seven Things I Hate About You”, she’s smiling…

I rest my case!

The Epic Battle

I’m a firm believer in you get what you pay for, and that’s why I think when you have a Starbucks coffee your getting what your paying for!

Starbucks

The Good: Where to start?!? Starbucks is all that and a bag of chips. Really. They have so much selection, and I would give you the whole menu, but it would take up too much space . They have a very unique menu, one of my favorite things to get there is the Frappuccino! Tim Horton’s has their Iced Capp. but really: you can taste the cheapness! I mean, how many celebrities do you see walking around with a large triple triple?

Not that I want to be someone else, but looking like you’re rich is always fun!

The Bad: Not much to say here… I am considered a Starbucks addict. I sometimes have 2-3 a day! And, looking at it now, the price really adds up! In the past few months, I’ve spent close to $200! I love their $5 lattes and they taste great, but the price is a bit steep.

Always remember this kiddies: YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!

Verdict: A bit pricey, but again: good quality anything (whether it be coffee or clothes) is just better.

Tim Horton’s

The Good: This is going to be very short. They have good French Vanillas, and great Hot Smoothies. At what price? Your pride and dignity! Sure, they’re nice and cheap to take on a drive to work, but I’d rather not be seen with one! Oh wait, we’re getting into cons now. See what I mean? OK, they’re steeped tea isn’t half bad. Don’t tell anyone, shh!

The Bad:I’ll try not to write a novel! Tim Horton’s has horrible service, and most of them are filthy! I wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those places! Back to the service: they must hire anybody off the street! You have to wait forever in line (even if it isn’t that big) and getting a bagel is always a hassle. They must have to teach the people to do things that slow. Its unbelievable!  I’m a huge debit person, and I don’t want to have to worry about going all the way to to the ATM to take out $20 to spend $0.99 on a bagel, coffee, and complimentary donut! Another HUGE problem is their cups. They must poke holes in them on purpose because they are always so goddamn leaky! You have to double and triple your cup to make sure you don’t get it all over your brand new Guess shirt… Plus you need to add more cups to keep you from burning your hands. If your smart you would realize that that isn’t good for our mother earth. at least with Starbucks you don’t need to get 3 cups to avoid burning your hands, there is just a cute little coffee collar. You do the math.

And the Winner Is…

Before I wrote this, I just had to grab myself a Starbucks!

Starbucks rocks my world.

Plus the name is cool. The name is like, “Starbucks”.

It’s not like, “Hey Mr. Tim”, “Hey Mr. Horton”…

w00t w00t

Wow, what a rollercoaster ride this series has been on!

The first one was alright, and was a pretty good first impression of the whole “Terminator” idea.

The second one kicked some serious ass!

The third one was a slight dissapointment. Definetly not as exciting (or interesting) as the first two.

Well, I hope this one can pick up the slack and keep me awake! Here is a quick synopsis of the new Terminator flick:

After the drastic effects of Terminator 3, the story continues as John Connor and soon to be wife Kate Brewster realize they must create a resistance organization with Earth’s remaining survivors against the army of robots slowly being built up by Skynet. As they are building this resistance, one survivor happens to be a traitor in disguise, and has a secret that nobody would ever come to suspect.

Hmm… Sounds not bad, eh? Lets hope so!